I am so bloody tired.
I am going to write a poem about how exhausted I am.
I am very very sleepy
I really need to go pee
yet I feel oh so lazy
because I am very very sleepy.
My legs are very sore
And MSN is a big bore
I am embarrassed about today's basketball score
And... Your mom is a whore.
My eyelids are feeling heavy
Just like lifting a Chevy
I'd name my kid Kevvy
I can't think of anything that rhymes with Kevvy.
My poem is no longer making any sense
Or maybe it's because your head is so dense
That you can't speak in the proper tense
Or jump over a kiddy fence.
This is drifting off topic
I am feeling soporific
I hope tomorrow's test is terrific
or else I'm cutting off your dick.
Here's today's picture.
End Rant. Goodnight.
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why are you so cool?
ReplyDeleteyou made me so.
ReplyDeleteI like this poem oh so well
ReplyDeleteit makes me oh so swell,
and by swell i mean, oh never mind
I'm sure a better poem i will never find
Except perhaps over there.